A "Table Object Model" that supercedes the DOM? Microsoft, web pages shouldn't have run time errors, and you've just lost another one to Macintosh.
EDIT.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It wouldn't matter because I don't even like to use tables but I had to for this particular project because INTERNET EXPLORER doesn't render floated divs correctly in animations.
I want my 3 days back Microsoft.