Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Universal Ampitheater. Well, here it is the late 1970's going on 1985. You know, so much of the music we hear today is pre-programmed, electronic disco. We never get a chance to hear master blues men practicing their craft anymore. By the year 2006, the music known today as the blues will exist only in the classical records department of your local public library. So tonight ladies and gentlemen, while we still can, let us welcome, from Rock Island, Illinois, the blues band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers.
In the last 2 months I have been all over the job market like Norm McDonald on whore-jokes and I have seen a number of ads placed seeking Currency Transfer Assistants. Apparently its a costly process for an international business to transfer large sums and they need regular old American joes to help them out. Here is a sample ad:
Dear Candidate,My name is Xxxx Xxxxx and I am the Operations and Trading Manager at Xxxxxxxxxxx, Inc. .
The job we are offering is very simple to be done and it will take only a small
part of your time but the winnings are very consistent.
In other words we will wire certain amount of money to your checking account or
send you a certified check or a cashiers check to your address.
Your job will be to buy e-currency`s (such as e-gold, evocash, e-bullion,e-dough etc.).
At the moment you will cash a check or receive your wire transfer you will substract
the 10% from the amount you received which will be your commission leaving the rest of
the funds to be invested according to our instructions.This job is a part-time job
and does not require any special skills, but it does require dedication
when at all times.
Please let me know if you are interested and we will discuss further details!Thank You.
I have gotten a number of these offers through CareerBuilder and other sites which I believe to be reputable. Maybe it's just a scam to get your bank account number (but not the routing number, if that means anything). Before I had a job I actually entertained one of these guys for a series of emails which I could also show you, but I ultimately was too much of a wimp to start earning some serious dough. Anyway, does anybody have any thoughts? does anybody even read this except for Viagra and Online Casinos, who by the way have been really great and I want to thank them for allthe positive encouragement.
Posted by Jon at 01:22 PM | Comments (6)
have you ever heard a woman say that?
Having only a firehouse between my apartment building and the largest transsexual bar in San Francisco, I bike past sexual deviants every day. The other night I heard one tranny call another a fag. The other one responded, "F you anyway, I'm a dyke."
So what I figure must have happened was a very sexually confused man had a sex change to become a woman just so he could be a post-op lesbien.
what sucks abotu Pandora is that i can like a sweet Ryan Adams country song but then they play all this other country music which is technically similar but I just don't dig it.
Pandora can't rate what i like to call the "depeche mode factor"
meanwhile Marco just tries to break it by making it play only the songs he wants to hear which is a complete mockery of its reason for being.
For those of you who have some time to kill and don't mind sifting through (occasionally hilarious) comment spam, take a look at Jon's March 2005 post, head butt ryan cabrera .com. It seems to have generated quite a bit of controversy.
I just fell in love with the dating website ad girl on the side nav of hotmail AGAIN
this fucking happens to me all the time
New York's Penn Station is about as close to the center of the univese as you can get. I'm convinced. Not a single time have I made it from the steps on seventh avenue to my seat on a train without bumping into someone I know. I'm on a train to summit right now and I nearly made it on without an encounter. But no, I was stopped by my cousin Mickey and then my seventh grade music teacher. Small world or maybe its just the right place to be. Anyone find this to be true at any other places?
Also, the hot girls who board the train always seem to sit just beyond my vantage point, yet an overweight man eating an onion sandwich is sure to sit next to me.
I just checked Crisp n' Juicy on the Cessna photos to see if my car was parked outside when they took the photo. Is that the mottled paint-peeling and slightly rusted roof of my dad's Chrysler Grand Voyager three spots in at the front parking?