January 28, 2005

MY ASS HAS A HOLE IN IT

excerpt from an email that I sent to my friend Lindsay this morning.....and I quote...

I was running late this morning...left my apartment at about 8:45, I made halfway to the subway and realized that I had forgotten my wallet. I was wearing a white button down, spread collar, Thomas Pink shirt with light gray outlined checkers and black wool trousers by D&G. Leather, split-toe lace ups and a black wool overcoat. I got to work around 9:10 and sat down on my chair - which had a push pin on it ....apparently. "Look Before you Leap." Well I sat down and the pin didn't pierce my pants and make me jump, but it did tear a 4 inch slit in them right below my arse - not that I noticed. So I got up and went to get coffee when our executive assistant pointed out that I "had something on my pants." I went into the men's room to find that I was successfully advertising for boxer briefs.

So when I got your email about Interpol, I was in the changing room at Banana Republic feeling pretty stupid - "Actually, I think I'll wear them out - look at my ass for Christ's sake." "Haha." "Yeah, funny."

Now I'm back at the office, maybe the day will get better.

Posted by Marco at January 28, 2005 10:26 AM
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